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Text Message 6257

Manifesto ng tunay na lalake: ang tunay na lalake ay… 1. di natutulog. 2. di nagte-txt bak, maliban kung pasahan ng load. 3. may laging extra rice. 4. hindi vegetarian. 5. walang abs. 6. hindi sumasayaw. 7. umaamin ng pagka2mali sa kapwa tunay na lalake. 8. di naghuhugas ng pinagkainan o nagliligpit na kanyang mga […]

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Text Message 6256

Gs2 m b mag-artista? under fpj producti0ns? starring & directed by: rudy fernandez also starring: mico sotto halina perez rico yan nida blanca marky cielo pamagat: “ikaw na lang hinihintay” music by: francis magalona composed by: michael jackson manager: douglas quijano tara, pavtr kna! wahaha!

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Text Message 6255

Keep in mind that your mistakes are just dress rehearsals… for even bigger and better opportunities that lie right around the corner! have a nice day!

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Text Message 6254

Love the moment. flowers grow out of dark moments. so, each moment is vital. it affects the whole. life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed. good morning!

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Text Message 6253

The person who entrusts everything to god always has beautiful thoughts that no room remains for anxieties & worries despite life’s difficulties. gud am

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Text Message 6252

D m0st destructive habit..w0rry. d greatest joy..giving. d greatest loss…loss of self-respect. d w0rst thing 2 be without..h0pe. d deadliest weap0n.. d t0ngue d most w0rthless em0ti0n..self-pity. d 2 m0st power-filled w0rds..”i can” d m0st beautiful attire..smile. d m0st powerful channel of communicati0n.. prayer. d greatest asset..faith d m0st p0werful f0rce in life.love. every1 neds […]

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Text Message 6250

A cute story: a grandmother was walking through her yard wen she heard hr grandson repeating the alphabet in a tone of voice that sounded like a prayer.she asked him what he was doing. the little boy explained: “i am praying, but cant think of the exact & right words, so i’m just saying all […]

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Text Message 6249

Between friends there is always a sharing of prayers for the abundant blessings from the lord for each other. may the lord shower you with his blessings this day and everyday!!!gud am;-)

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Text Message 6248

May isang albularyo.. lahat ng halikan, gumagaling. sakit ng ulo, hinalikan ung ulo, gumaling. lahat napagaling. isa lng di nya napagaling… almoranas!:-s

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Text Message 6247

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a fancy resto. the onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving main courses she lets loose a bombastic fart. trying to save face, she says to waites, “sir! please stop that immediately.” “certainly, madame,” replies waiter with a bow, “but which way […]

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Text Message 6246

A grandmother overheard 5-year-old christy “playing wedding.” the wedding vows went like this: “you have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. you may kiss the bride.”

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Text Message 6245

He’s teaching arithmetic, he said it was his mission. he kissed her once, he kissed her twice & said, ‘now that’s addition.’ and he added smack by smack, & she sweetly gave the kisses back & said, ‘now that’s subtraction.’ then he kissed her, she kissed him, and both smiled and said, ‘that’s multiplication.’ then […]

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Text Message 6244

Daughter of an indian chief visits his doctor. she tells doc, “big chief no fart.” the doc told her to give him 3 pills a day. girl was back next day with same complaint. the doc became worried and tells her to give him 10 pills every hour. the next day girl comes back crying […]

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Text Message 6243

A friend is someone who has a heart that gives completely, . lips that say things so sweetly and love that brings joy endlessly. god bless you! c”j)

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