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Text Message 6227

The times that look very dark, very black, come to purify us. can gold ever become pure without getting put in fire? treat yourself as precious as gold and you will come out shining. may your day be blessed! good morning!
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Text Message 6226

Pray. talk. speak out your mind. ask what you want. complain about your sufferings. ask for the way out of all the problems. talk to god, believing that he is the best friend you have. he will listen to every word you speak and show the way to achieve your wildest dreams. a happy day!
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Text Message 6225

Life is a strange mix of success and failures. those who succeed more than others have a habit of ignoring the failures and remembering the success. it is like you selecting good fruit from a basket. do you remember the bad ones that you throw away? but strangely most of us keep our failures in […]
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Text Message 6224

Driver: hanggang dito na lang yung mga panget kse may chckp0int sa may unahan. isang pasaher0 sumabat: “eh b0z, cn0 po mag-d-drive?”
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Text Message 6222

A man was going shopping to buy a gift for his wife and asked what she wants and for her sizes. “if it’s clothes, i wear small”, she said. “if it’s diamonds, i wear large.”
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Text Message 6221

At a courtroom.. judge: where will you go if you tell a lie? man: to hell. judge: and where will you go if you tell the truth? man: to jail!
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Text Message 6220

There two kinds of people on earth… those who lift and those who lean. in which class are you? are you easing the load of overtaxed lifters who toil down the road? or are you a leaner, who lets others bear your portion of labor and worry and care? have a great week ahead!
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Text Message 6219

A mountain looks very large when you are near it. very tiny from far away! invisible if you move further out! the mountain remains as it is, but our view changes. the same is with problems! may the god of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him. good morning!
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Text Message 6218

Charity is never so lovely as when one has lost consciousness that one is practicing charity. ‘you mean i helped you? i was enjoying myself. i was just doing my dance. congratulations to you. no credit to me.’ thank you very much, friend. may you have a thousand good things!
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Text Message 6217

News flash: ‘pgma magseself quarantine pagdating niya from abroad as a precaution against swine flu.’ isang tanong lng. magiging effectibo ba yung self quarantine kung kasama nya sa quarters nya ay baboy mismo?
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Text Message 6216

Dear friend, i asked for a flower, you gave me a bouquet. i asked for a stone, you gave me a statue. i asked for a feather, you gave me a peacock. wow, friend! ang bingi mo! 😀
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Text Message 6215

Misis: bakit kaya tayo kinakapos ng budget sa loob ng isang linggo? mister: paano, limang araw lang akong nag-oopisina samantalang pitong araw ka naman kung gumastos!
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Text Message 6214

At d us immigration 0fis: american: s t true that filipinos have the nasty habit of answering a question with a question? filipino: hu told u that? hehe 😀
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Text Message 6213

Your dream are not yours by accident. you have them for a reason, many reasons, not the least of which is to make them come true. your dreams, are what’s meant to be! good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes