Text Message 9710: I wanna be a billionaire
Kn0ck kn0ck! wh0’s there? sting,redh0rse, c0bra energy, san mig light, tanduay ice, the bar .. wh0? i wanna be a bili0naire, s0 freaking bad, buying all the sting i never had. i wanna be 0n the c0ver 0f redh0rse magazine, smiling next t0 c0bra energy, 0h everytime i cl0se my eyes, i see my name […]
Text Message 366: Happy Anti-Valentines Day
Cupid is stupid and valentine sucks! its way overrated! pink hearts & red balloons.. disgusting! so what if im single? im not booked 4 noah’s ark! bitter? hus bitter, hello?! hu needs chocolates nd roses, duh! hu invented ds holiday anyway?.. hope u survive today..happy anti-valentines day!Ü
Text Message 61: Sin of lying
Priest: Next Sunday I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want you all read Mark chapter 17.. (the following Sunday) Priest: How many of you had read Mark chapter 17? (almost every hand went up except for a guy who's dressed like a gangster) Priest: Why my son you haven't read what I told you? Guy: Well I can't seem to find the 17th chapter. Priest: (smiled) Mark has only 16 chapters. Let's now proceed w/ my sermon on d sin of lying..
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