Text Message 9780: Happy Valentines to all those who are taken
Happy valentines to all those who are taken, almost taken, taken for granted, waiting to be taken, assumed to be taken, & those who aren’t taken seriously. hahaha!
Text Message 9710: I wanna be a billionaire
Kn0ck kn0ck! wh0’s there? sting,redh0rse, c0bra energy, san mig light, tanduay ice, the bar .. wh0? i wanna be a bili0naire, s0 freaking bad, buying all the sting i never had. i wanna be 0n the c0ver 0f redh0rse magazine, smiling next t0 c0bra energy, 0h everytime i cl0se my eyes, i see my name […]
Text Message 2942: Valentine’s is a time to reflect on our past lovers
Valentines is not only 4 lovers.. bt shud also b d tym 2 reflect on our past lovers and hope dt dey r alive… alone… and miserable… bwahaha!
Text Message 2902: Valentine tips
Valentine tips. . blue roses for lovers, wyt chocol8s for crushes, pink balloons for friendships. most of ol for lovless, red.. ..redh0rse! gud morning!
Text Message 2893: We celebrated with dinner
In the year of the rooster, we celebrated with a dinner of delicious roast chicken, last year in the year of the pig, we celebrated with a dinner of crisp pork, i slept early last night!
Text Message 366: Happy Anti-Valentines Day
Cupid is stupid and valentine sucks! its way overrated! pink hearts & red balloons.. disgusting! so what if im single? im not booked 4 noah’s ark! bitter? hus bitter, hello?! hu needs chocolates nd roses, duh! hu invented ds holiday anyway?.. hope u survive today..happy anti-valentines day!Ü
Text Message 344: I’m Lilibeth
I’m lilibeth.. of crazy, im a lilibeth of a fool, im a lilibeth of lonely, im a lilibeth of all. oh i need a cure. just a lilibeth of you! xandra
Text Message 298: Never get into fight with ugly people
Law of reality: never ever get into fight with ugly people.. they have literally & figuratively nothing to lose..Ü good day gorgeous!!Ü
Text Message 61: Sin of lying
Priest: Next Sunday I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want you all read Mark chapter 17.. (the following Sunday) Priest: How many of you had read Mark chapter 17? (almost every hand went up except for a guy who's dressed like a gangster) Priest: Why my son you haven't read what I told you? Guy: Well I can't seem to find the 17th chapter. Priest: (smiled) Mark has only 16 chapters. Let's now proceed w/ my sermon on d sin of lying..
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Text Message 1: Small boy wrote to Santa Claus
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