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Text Message 6287

Ama: anak, magpapari ka ba talaga? anak: opo, sure talaga! ama: paano kung humarap sa yo si katrina halili? anak: ay, magdu doktor na lang ako! 😉 ?
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Text Message 6286

A father & son at a wedding saw bride crying. son: pop, why is that girl crying? dad: she is crying because she’s leaving her parents. son: but, why is the boy not crying? dad: don’t worry, he will be crying after the wedding!:-d
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Text Message 6285

A dietician giving a lecture: ‘the food we put in our stomach is enough to have killed most of us. red meat is awful. sodas erode your stomach lining. but there is one thing that is most dangerous of all. can anyone tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after […]
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Text Message 6284

A tulip doesn’t strive to impress anyone. it doesn’t struggle to be different than a rose. it doesn’t have to. it is different. and there’s room in the garden for every flower. the world would be less rich without other people’s contributions, and it would be less rich without yours. there’s more than enough rooms […]
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Text Message 6283

Our conscience is d radio god built into our hearts; but it’s up to us to keep it tuned in to d right channel.. gud am..hav a great day..
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Text Message 6282

If you give up when it’s winter, you will miss the promise of spring, the beauty of your summer and the fulfillment of your fall. don’t let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. don’t judge life by one difficult season. persevere through difficult patches and better times are sure […]
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Text Message 6281

There are only three ways pra sumikat ngaun.. 1. magkaroon ng a(h1n1)virus and 2. gumawa ng scandal. 3. maging kalaguy0 ni aling dionisya.. hehehe
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Text Message 6280

Holdaper: pare, holdap ‘to! itaas mo ang mga kamay mo, kung hindi… juan: kung hindi… ano? holdaper: kung hindi… ahh… ehhh! ‘wag mo kung lituhin! baguhan pa lang ako!:-p
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Text Message 6279

Gretchen n aling dionisia sa sosyalang party. gretchen: hay, tony boy just bot me a diamond ring. aling d: anak ko bnli ako ng 10 diamond reng para lahat ng pengers ko may ring. g: realy? tony boy also gav me a yacht. aling d: naku, sori ha. sayo pala yun? pina tow ko kc […]
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Text Message 6278

Pare1: muntik d ko makilala ung inaanak ko! p2: bakit? p1: dalagang dalaga na! nung huling kita ko eh.. binatang binata pa siya! hehehe
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Text Message 6277

An ambitious medical intern in a tertiary hospital dialled canteen & shouted: “get me a cup of coffee quickly!” the voice from the other line said: “youfool! you’ve dialled the wrong extension! do you know who you’re talking to? i’m the medical director of this hospital, you idiot!” the intern shoutedback: “and do you know […]
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Text Message 6276

There is no chance,no fate,no destiny that can circumvent,or hinder,or control a firm resolve of a:-determined soul:-) goodmornin!
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Text Message 6275

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what’s right. coz, the only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. good am! hav a pleasant, worry & stress free day!
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Text Message 6274

Hapi bday!may dis day b fild wid smiles,laughtr and love.hav a nice day!ingat!:-)
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Text Message 6273

Bf:babes,sinapak ko ung nksalubong ko knina! bad 3p,sbhn b naman na mukha akong magsa2ka pg katabi kta! gf: sbi nya yun? hihi (blush) wag k n magalit babes, marangal nmn ang mgsa2ka. bkt b nya yun sinabi? bf: ksi mukha k daw kalabaw! gf: asan na yang putangnang yan?! asaaaaaaann?!!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes