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Text Message 6272

An old lady can’t identify the sexes of a pair of parrots she bought. she spent weeks staring at the cage and eventually sees what comes naturally. to be sure, she cuts out a ring of cardboard and puts it around the male’s neck. a little later, a priest visits the old lady. male parrot […]
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Text Message 6271

Judge: b4 u take ur oath of allegiance, let me ask u a few questions. kabise: yes yul honol j: do u promise to respect d philippine flag? k: yes yul honor j: do u promise to obey our laws & d constitution? k: yes yul honor j: do u promise to support our republic? […]
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Text Message 6269

Man’s extremity is god’s opportunity. unshakeable faith is faith that has been shaken. stay in his care and protection. good morning!
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Text Message 6268

Prayer is not a magic wand for satisfying our own wishes, but it’s an opportunity to work with the lord in accomplishing his purpose in our life.. god bless * ¿
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Text Message 6267

Every human being is an artwork.. some are beautiful.. some are abstract.. haha!
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Text Message 6266

An accountant has insomnia and goes to his doc. “doctor, i just can’t get to sleep at night.” “have you tried counting sheep?” “that’s the problem.. i make a mistake and spend 3 hours trying to find it!”
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Text Message 6265

Anu to? sssssssssssss sssssssssssss sssssssssssss -pancit canton na hindi pa luto.. anu t0h? |     ~ |                           ~ |             ~ | ~-u0d may karera..haha! ooh eto,anu to? 00[ :{ }   ] -lata ng pringles natumba, eh may laman pa.. natap0n. ho0h! oh ito, anu naman? @@@@@-limang kat0l yan.ü ito naman.. _ _ _   _ _ _ […]
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Text Message 6264

Woman: dra. bkit po kaya npksakit ng dila ko? dr.(iniksamin) normal nman a. mr: dra, d po kya nagoverheat lng. kc madaldal yan.
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Text Message 6263

Young man at a farm with his uncle for summer. one day the uncle found the young man in the kitchen drinking a large glass of milk. young man: i took the liberty of milking your cow this morning. it took me a while to get her started. she must be old & stubbly. uncle: […]
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Text Message 6261

The story is told about a priest who accompanied a convict to the electric chair. what was he to say to console a convict about to die? goodbye? take care? see you later? all these seemed inappropriate & the priest became desperate for the right words to say. finally, as the convict got to the […]
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Text Message 6260

When you understand someone, you can’t help but love them. so… anyone in your life who you feel less than love for… you have misunderstood. god loves you, friend!
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Text Message 6259

Erap at a ceremony at the vatican where the pope said, “pater sancta, sic transit gloria mundi.” erap to loi: “kita mo, pati sto papa sick na kay gloria, napupundi na!”
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Text Message 6258

To eliminate discrimination, the following job titles will now be used: landscape artist & animal nutritionist – houseboy family environs maintenance officer – housemaid printed documents handler – typist business communications conveyor – messenger public sanitation technicians – garbage collectors theft prevention & security officer – security guard chef des cuisines – cook

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes