He’s teaching arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice & said, ‘Now that’s addition.’ And he added smack by smack, & she sweetly gave the kisses back & said, ‘Now that’s subtraction.’

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, and both smiled and said, ‘That’s multiplication.’ Then Dad appeared and kicked the kid 3 blocks away & said, ‘That’s long division!’