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Text Message 2016

Baliw /ba-‘liw/ (noun):1:taong ayw mgkabf/ gf pro ngre2klmong single. 2:l2keng mhlig mamba2e taz ngu2lat p evrytym ayaw pgkatwalan ng mga bbae. 3:x mong inwan k 4 sum rison den bglang mgp2rmdam ulit aftr jurassic yrz. 4:taong plit n nghi2ntay s taong wla nmang blak dumting. 5:ba2eng ilang beses n naloko s pare2hong dhlan pro d […]

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Text Message 2015

Wg sayangin ang oras n ipgtapt s tao n mhl m xa lalo n kng alm m mhl k rn Ã±a dhl bka dmtng ang arw n cgrdo k n, pro xa, ibng gender n! kakaloka…haha!

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Text Message 2014

He who climbs above the cares of this world, and turns his face to his god, has found the sunny side of life… good morning! 🙂

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Text Message 2012

Wife: hon, kung puti na ang buhok ko, mahal mo pa ba ako? husb: ano ka ba? last week brown ang buhok mo. kahapon, blonde. ngayon, magppa-puti ka na nman?!

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Text Message 2011

Wag kau punta s global city market2 at makro bicutan. all ayala corps subject 4 bombings. ocean liners hndi pumutok bomba kanina intel info yan high alert kmi.-txt from a police oficer pls pass. gudnyt. ingat kyo.. xandra

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Text Message 2010

The pnp imported several highly trained sniffing dogs to counter terrorist attacks and check drug trafficking. they sent the dogs to all parts of the country. after 2 weeks they ordered each provincial commander to submit their feedback: davao- “effective” cebu- “fantastic” iloilo- “very good” baguio- “masarap!” ü

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Text Message 2009

1 araw naglalaro tau s gubat… ng bgla kang knuha ng gorilya… umiyak ako at sumigaw:”kunin mo nrin ako!” sumagot ang gorlya,”bkt anak rin ba kta?” xandra

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Text Message 2008

Proving happiness isnt seen on how many times u laughed, but its.. finding dat sensible reason everytime u laugh.. –whoo. gudmorning.ü txtb-4

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Text Message 2007

Boy: wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! di ‘nyo na ako mahal! ama: nagkakamali ka anak… boy: shet! mali na naman ako!!!

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Text Message 2006

Each one of us is like a star. shining different lights with each other, but some of them shine together.. i hope you’re one of that star that would shine with me.

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Text Message 2005

Today is wish making day.. if u r reading ths msg may god bless u, may all ur wishes come true & may u have gud times in all stages of ur lyf.. jst wish for anythng & forwrd ths msg to all ur friends including me; if u get the msg back 3x, ur […]

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Text Message 2004: Ikaw lang ang tama sa buhay ko

Hoy!!! 1 over 100 lng ako kanina sa exam ko dahil sayo! >:( ikaw lang kasi ang tama sa buhay ko..ü yan ang banat ü roan

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Text Message 2003

Nilabas ni inday ang bulleting ito para sagutin ang mga nagrereklamo sa kanyang pagiging sikat: to whom it may concern: i would like to take exception to the unwanted and unsolicited opinions that my popularity is not good to the name and standing of all pinay maids, in particular, and the whole pinoy people, in […]

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Text Message 2002

If you can’t get over it.. then don’t. you have every right to torture yourself..heheü

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