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Text Message 2001

“fallin inluv is nvr a decision –alwys by chance.. stayin inluv is nvr a chance — alwys by choice.. and fallin out of luv is nvr a choice –alwys a decision..” mjaey

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Text Message 2000

“isn’t self prservtion a funny thng? u avoid geting hurt at ol costs, only 2 end up hurting d 1 u thnk wil hurt u first.” sender1

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Text Message 1998

Nanay:ang lkas m kumain pro d k mautusan.ang kpal mo! anak: kpg ung baboy ntn mlakas kumain,n22wa ka. cnu b tlg ang anak m, aq o ung baboy?umayos k nay! wg gnun!

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Kung ang ust ay may “go uste, go uste. go! go! go!” kung ang dlsu ay may “animo la salle!” ang up ay may “u-nibersidad” ang mapua ay may “viva mapua” ang jru ay may “jru mabuhay rizal” ang letran ay may “arriba letran!” ang admu ay may “go ateneo! one big fight!” at ang […]

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Text Message 1996

13days aftr pacquio’s vctory against eric morales ngnap ang wowowie stampede. 13days aftr pacquiao’s vctory against larios, mayon volcano eruptd, mny died in mudflow. tps ngyn eto nnmn. 13days aftr pacquiao’s vctory against barrera. glorieta2.. tsk tsk. xandra

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Text Message 1995

“men who cheat on their girlfriends have severely dysfunctional egos.. they have brains the size of miniature lemons minus the pulp & rind.. they have the security of an adolescent loser nerd, pre-puberty.. and they have hearts as sour & cold as chilled urine..” -sabi ni inday,nung niloko xa ni dudung.

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Text Message 1994

They say that just two cups of coffee shared between old friends can bring them back in touch no matter how long they’ve been apart let’s try that sometime. tapos beer tayo after… ü

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Text Message 1993

Juan: bakit gumaganda ang mga babae habang umiinom tayo ng beer? barok: alam ko ang sagot dyan. there is a saying, “beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder!”

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Text Message 1991

Boy (to spinster aunt): why have you never married? aunt: because i have a parrot, a dog, and a cat. they are just like men… the parrot swears, the dog farts continuously like a man, and the male cat strays at night looking for a pussy… like a man!ü

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Text Message 1990

Pulis: “bakit ka pumarada riyan? hindi mo ba nakita ang “no parking” sign diyan? lalaki: “nakita ko po, kayo po ang hindi ko nakita” gud morning po.

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Text Message 1989

He who has little & wants less is richer than he who has much & wants more. happy are those who count their blessings with a grateful heart. ü lavern

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Text Message 1988

Tchr:juan rid ur 500wrd- esay. juan:ok mam! my muning bow! i hav a muning. my muning’s lost. so,i went outsyd d hauz 2 luk 4 my muning! …muning!(482x)

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Text Message 1987

Inday’s wishlist part3 1. roxy bikini w/ matching board shorts(for bora trip) 2. l.a.m.b. hoodie 3. apple iphone 4. gift certificates at amazon.com 5. compaq laptop with windows vista operating system 6. true religion jeans 7. baby phat golden godess perfume 8. gucci shades 9. marks and spencer magnolia bath set 10. new furnitures at […]

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