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Text Message 3401

Question: if i am the standard, what is being measured? answer: temperature. rationale: standard for hotness. anything below me are called lower life forms. anything above me are mere vapors. and anything within my hotness range, are my friends. Ü a hot summer day to u! bwahaha,ang saya!

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Text Message 3399

Hunter bragged that blindfolded, he can identify d animal by feeling its skin & locating d bullet hole, tell what killed it. he’d prove it if they’d pay for drinks. so they blindfolded him, gave him a skin. “bear by a 308 rifle.” he was right. this went on till he was very drunk & […]

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Text Message 3397

S isang kasalan. boy: nkita mo b ung bride, npaka-pangit! kausap: wag kng mag salita ng gnyan, anak ko un. boy: bkit ikaw b ang ama nun? kausap: hinde, ina nya.

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Text Message 3396

Bill: where did you get that gold watch? joe: i won it in a race. bill: how many were you in the race? joe: three. a policeman, the owner of the watch & me.

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Text Message 3395

Sign sa isang beach: kaibigan, iwasan ang pagdumi na parang palaka at kung umihi hwag mong itaktak si manoy para di kumalat ang patak ng ihi sa gilid na bowl. hindi ka baboy, kaibigan.

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Text Message 3394

I may b a star now. famous. hrd-2-get. delicious. bt d truth is,im cmple.nd sumtyms,it pains me 2 c ppl strugling 2 get a litle of me. -nfa rice

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Text Message 3393

God’s blessings may come as a surprise, and how much we receive depends on how much our hearts can believe. may you be blessed beyond what you expect! gud am.

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Text Message 3392

D best moment to enjoy d day s wen u realize that no matter what happens, god is by ur side in d prsence of angels dressed as friends. spend this special day with great friends! good day!b-)

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Text Message 3391

He who refuses 2 4giv, burns d bridge over w/c he himself must someday pass. wise is d person hu learns dat lesson, & d sooner we learn it, d better off we are.

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Text Message 3390

“you are born in my heart, i will not disgrace your trust. let me warm you with my love. i’m someone who truly cares. a happy day, my dearest child.” ~ god

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Text Message 3389

Priest: ang mga bakla’y wlng lugar s kaharian s langit!!! gays: keri lng father!!! dun nlng kami s rainbow… mag slide slide ever!Ü *hapi sunday! hehe

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Text Message 3388

..a fact: “some people will die for love. others will die because they lost it. but actually you dont die over a broken heart. you only wish you did.” kymmie

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Text Message 3387

Infant1: burp! infant2: hanep sa lakas ng burp ha! pagerber ka naman. . gerber! gerber! gerber! =p

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