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Text Message 3386

An ordinary stone n david’s hand had an xtraordinary effect on goliath. may d ordinary things u do result n xtraordnary breakthrough in d lives of people.ü gud day! ü
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Text Message 3384

Mrs: ale, refund mo pera ko,sulat d2 sa tag tshirt na bili ko: “guaranty no shrinking”bkt 1 labahan lang,shrink agad? tindera: mrs,made in china yan,baliktad po basa nyo,ryt to left po basa pag chinese “shrinking no guaranty” po yan!!
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Text Message 3382

<storyang kuripot!> studnt: magkno rice nyo? tindera: p5. s: ung tutong? t: libre. s: tutong n lang. ung gulay magkano? t: p15. s: e ung sabaw? t: libre. s: sabaw n lng po. (pagkatapos   kumain..) s: may coke kau? t: (cguro bibili na tlaga to) uhmm… p8. s: bigyan mo nga ako ng isa.. (sabay […]
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Text Message 3381

Psychiatrist: what’s wrong with your brother? sister: he thinks he’s a chicken. p: how long has be been acting like this? s: three years. we would have come sooner but we need the eggs.
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Text Message 3380

Dok: tipong namana mo lang ang sakit mo! buknoy: ga’non ba dok… kung ganoon ‘yung lolo ko ang singilin n’yo sa professional fee!
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Text Message 3379

There was this man who kept laying flowers over another man’s grave. someone asked, “your friend?” “no,” he said. “this man stole away my intended bride on my wedding day.” “so, why the flowers?” “she squandered his money,   had numerous affairs. he died broke and very,   very sad. he saved my life.”
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Text Message 3378

==     sometimes ======   the lord ==             calms ==             the storm; sometimes he lets the storm rage… …and calms his child. philiippians 4:7 “and the peace of god, w/c transcend all understanding, will guard ur hearts & ur minds in christ jesus.” god bless! a quiet weekend 2u!b-)
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Text Message 3377

Too often, we visit the well of divince abundance with a teacup, instead of a bucket. have a lovely day!
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Text Message 3374

Atty: i hav bad news & gud news. bad news s:dna tst result says ur blod matches w/d one found n d crime scene. client: wats d gud news? atty: ur cholesterol s normal!!
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Text Message 3373

(written high upon the wall) “if you can piss above this line, you are invited to join the fire department.”
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Text Message 3372

An oyster suffers much irritation when sand gets into it. but by this pain a lovely pearl emerges in the end… god’s plan for us must include pain for us to grow into mature, fruitful citizens of his kingdom. jesus never promised a life of ease. rather he warns of trials & disciplines, but promises […]

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