Hunter bragged that blindfolded, he can identify d animal by feeling its skin & locating d bullet hole, tell what killed it. He’d prove it if they’d pay for drinks. So they blindfolded him, gave him a skin. “Bear by a 308 rifle.” He was right. This went on till he was very drunk & went home. Next day he saw he had a black eye & wondered how he got it. Wife said “I gave it to u. U put ur finger in my panties & yelled ‘SKUNK KILLED W/AN AXE.'”:-)