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Text Message 3430

Ely: pare, nbuwisit ako sa manok ng kapitbahay namin. paano ba mapipigilan tumilaok ang tandang na manok sa araw ng linggo? sam: iluto m siya sa araw ng sabado.

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Text Message 3429

Dad: anak! bkit gabi kna nmn umuwi! anong oras na!? d na tama yan gngwa mu! anak: dad nmn.. nggroup study lng po kme! exam n po nmen bukas! dad: group study k dyn! kinder k pa lng! sipain kta dyn!ö

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Text Message 3428

Gal1: you know i have never been kissed by any man except my husband. gal2: are you boasting or complaining?üüü

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Text Message 3427

Pas0syal na girl sa bus.. girl:mamang c0nduct0r, can u get my luggage pls? medyo mbigat kac kondukt0r: alin d2 miss? girl:uhmm.. aun o.. yung sako.. :ngee

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Today’s prayer: jesus, you always welcomed little children when you walked on this earth. teach us to have a childlike trust in you, to live in the knowledge that you will never abandon us. god bless!

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Text Message 3425

Jacob and ruth, both 89, are planning their wedding. they visit a pharmacy & ask: do you carry medicines to control blood pressure, diabetes, cholesterol? do you have viagra? how about drugs to promote blood circulation &memory? &medicines against arthritis & osteoporosis? do you carry adult diapers? what about wheelchairs &walkers? pharmacist says yes to […]

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“walang matinong lalake sa mlanding babae..” mali.. eto dpat. “wlang mlanding babae,kung matino ang lalake…” hahaha!

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Text Message 3422

Goodnews what are the most important things in your life? quietly mention them in your heart. or jot them down on a piece of paper. when we examine what we hold most dear in our hearts we are led to the truth – they are not things but people. ‘lord, teach me to truly value […]

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