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Text Message 3446

Juan: nakakita kanaba ng elepanteng nagtatago sa highway? pedro: hindi pa.. ikaw, nakakita kna? juan: nagtatago nga eh! ur so tanga. .. :-o
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Text Message 3445

Colombia produces world’s best coffee. usa made instant coffee. japan invented da 1st coffee maker. rp invented voice-activated & service oriented coffee maker- “inday! kape!” ü
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Text Message 3444

Happy thoughts remove life’s pressures. they have healing powers & uplift the spirit. they lead to blissful life. think happy today!
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Text Message 3443

One-second sermons: if you can’t see the bright side, polish the dull side. kind words make good echoes. life is short, pray hard. the best things in life aren’t things. no god, no peace. know god, know peace. life is a measure to be filled, not a cup to be drained. the tongue weighs practically […]
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Text Message 3442

Prayer of the day: god with us, only fools ask for certitude, for surety, guarantees. but i am a fool, i crave for them. cure me. amen. god bless you!
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Text Message 3441

When we depend on people, we get what people can do… but when we depend on prayer, we get what god can do. god keep you safe! good morning!
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Text Message 3440

Do you know the biggest possible favor that i can ask from you? that’s to hug me w/o asking questions when my world is too much heavy to bear.. Ü kymmie
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Text Message 3439

B0ys.. deyr vain ‘nd still deny it. f u dnt let dem c0urt u,ur n0t gvng chnces. f u let dem pr0 d m cng0t,dey sy pnaasa m lng. b frens w/ dem,bnbgyn nla ng mlixa. iwasan m,den ur being suplada. in a fyt, u xplain,d k pni2walaan. mnhmik ka,ur guilty. pg d m tntx,iniicp […]
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Text Message 3438

Fvr:wow! ang dami ng manok mo d2 sa tanay! ilan lahat yan? erap: 1246. fvr: grabe! pano mo nbilang? erap:simple lang.bnilang ko mga paa nla tapos dvided by 2.
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Text Message 3437

Anak:tay,msma pkirmdm ko. itay:aba,mtaas lagnat m! ptngin kta s d0ktor. anak: tay, nkktmad.kng ttingnan nia lng dn nmn ako pdla ni0 nlng picture ko. db? oo nga naman…Ü
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Text Message 3436

A machine operator comes home and tells his wife, “honey, i’ve got some good news and some bad news. i got $200,000 in severance pay.” that’s great! now what’s the bad news?” asks the wife. “wait till you hear what was severed.”
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Text Message 3435

Girl: i want a responsible man as a husband. man: that’s me! whenever anyone in my neighborhood gets pregnant, they say i am responsible.
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Text Message 3434

Prayer of the day: lord, sometimes when i open myself to you, i fear i may be talking to myself. at those times, make me remember the humbling trust of children, how my body heals itself, the miracle of my eyes, so that i may realize how foolish that fear is. amen. good morning!
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Text Message 3433

Kindness in words creates confidence; kindness in thinking creates profoundness; kindness in feeling creates love. may your day be filled with loving-kindness.
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