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Text Message 5537

So then the year is repeating its old story again. we come once more, thank god!, to its most charming chapter. the violets and the may flowers are as its inscriptions or vignettes. it always makes a pleasant impression on us, when we open again at these pages of the book of life. a happy […]
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Text Message 5536

Erap: paayos ko itong radyo, kailan ko bblikan? repairman: after 1 day! e: pede bng oras lng ang antayin ko? r: ok, blikan mo after 24 hrs! e: yan, dats better!
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Text Message 5535

Wife complaining 2 husband:honey,alam kong ngayong global financial crisis,mas lalo mong kelangan magpakitang gilas sa boss mo para dka tanggalinsa trabajo,pero bakit kelangan mong dalhin sa ating bahay ang trabajo mo at embalsahing yang bangkay na yan sa dining table natin? husband: pasensya na hon. sirado na kc ofc kaya di nko makaovertym.ngaun lang ito!bnigyan […]
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Text Message 5534

Nadukutan ako kanina… huhuhu… -ilong.
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Text Message 5533

Fg: (to maid) miss, can u do something about glo’s room. she complains that it’s d ugliest room in malacanang. maid: yes, sir… i’ll remove d mirrors asap.
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Text Message 5532

‘anong akala mo sa akin mayaman?!.. nauubusan din ako ng pera noh!’ -atm
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Text Message 5531

This morning, may your burdens be a little lighter, your pocket a little heavier, your smile a little wider, and your heart a lot fuller. enjoy your day!
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Text Message 5530

Dont ever forget ur old friends wen new one get added.. because “a new broom may sweep clean, but the old brush knows all the corners.” gud am,my frend!
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Text Message 5529

“every bad situation will have something positive.. even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day..” so stay positive in life.. smile..:-) goodnight.. cherry
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Text Message 5528

A mom went to her doctor. mom: pls give me a prescription for the pill. doc: i don’t think you need the pill at ur age. mom: it relaxes me. doc: but you know the purpose of the pill. it’s not for relaxing! mom: i know but my daughter dates, & every morning i drop […]
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Text Message 5527

‘i’ve just discovered a 3000 year old mummy of a man who died of a heart attack!’ a scientist exclaimed. to which the curator replied, ‘ok, we’ll check it out.’ a week later, the amazed curator called the scientist. ‘you were right. how did you know about the mummy’s age and cause of death?’ ‘easy! […]
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Text Message 5526

Two politicians were having a hot debate. finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, ‘what about the powerful interest that controls you?’ and the other guy screamed back, ‘you leave my wife out of this!’
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Text Message 5525

Pacman: doc, my insomnia po ako.. paano ba ako makakatulog ng mahimbing? doctor: bakit di mo subukan magbilang kapag nakahiga kana? pacman: doc naman!alam nyo naman boxer ako.. pagdating ng 9 napapatayo ako!
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Text Message 5524

“i remind myself every morning: nothing i say this day will teach me anything. so if i’m going to learn, i must do it by listening.”- larry king. a great day!
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Text Message 5523

Welcome the unplanned moments. the unexpected is where god’s gifts are found. may your day be filled with pleasant surprises! good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes