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‘I’ve just discovered a 3000 year old mummy of a man who died of a heart attack!’ a scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, ‘Ok, we’ll check it out.’

A week later, the amazed curator called the scientist. ‘You were right. How did you know about the mummy’s age and cause of death?’

‘Easy! There was a writing tablet in his hands that said, ‘1000 talents of gold on Goliath.’

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