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Text Message 5552

Husband: naku dear. ang ganda ng trabahong nakita ko. taas ng sweldo, daming benefits, me bonus pa! wife: swerte mo talaga honey. at last! husband:swerte talaga! pwede ka na raw mag-start next week!
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Text Message 5551

Man to psychiatrist: ‘you have to help me, doctor. i’m starting to believe i’m a woman.’ psychiatrist: ‘why do you think that?’ man: ‘it was something my gynecologist said to me the other day.’
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Text Message 5549

Man sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. bartender: hey, pal, what’s happenin? man: i’m in deep shit. i just got caught screwing my neighbor. bartender: oh wow! who caught you? your wife? man: no, his wife!
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Text Message 5548

Sa isang ospital… misis: doc!… doc!… doc!.. doktor: anu po yun, misis? misis: doc, paki tingnan naman ang anak ko, nangingitim. doctor: ay!! huwag po kayong mag-alala kasi ang anak ninyo ita.
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Text Message 5547

The paradox of our time is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. we buy more, but enjoy less, more conviniences but less time. we have more knowledge but less judgement, more experts yet more problems. we talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. we’ve done […]
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Text Message 5546

The best things in life are nearest: breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the right path just before you. then do not grasp at the stars, but do life’s common work as it comes, certain that daily duties and daily bread are the sweetest things […]
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Text Message 5545

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. there is no end to the adventures that we can have if we only seek them with our eyes open. have a refreshing morning! 🙂
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Text Message 5544

Read this in a car’s bumper sticker – don’t steal. the government does not need competition.
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Text Message 5543

‘darling,’ whispered a frail husband, ‘i’m very sick, would you please call a vet?’ ‘a vet? why not a medical doctor?’ asked his wife. he replies, ‘because i work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow!’
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Text Message 5540

Matt 6:10 your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. give us today our daily bread prayer: father let me believe & receive today. let me not look through the eyes of the natural but through the eyes of faith & see what you have lovingly provided for me. […]
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Text Message 5539

It is by tiny steps that we ascend the stairs; let’s not give up doing little things that will make us better persons. god bless you in every step you make!
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Text Message 5538

Hope is a state of mind, not the same as joy that things are going well, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good, and in which we know without doubt, that our future is secured. god bless your day!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes