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Text Message 5567

God lit a candle of hope for each of us. it’s not waiting in a window somewhere or around a bend. god lit it right inside us so that we won’t need not ever live one moment without it. may hope reminds us that god is always with us in our journey through life. have […]
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Text Message 5566

Anak: inay, meron pong bombay na naghahanap sa inyo. inay: sabihin mo wala ako. anak: inay, masama raw po ang magsinungaling, sabi ng teacher ko. inay: pwes sabihin mo sa titser mo na siya ang magbayad ng utang ko!
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Text Message 5565

A child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. when they neared the pew where he sat, he piped up so that everyone could hear, ‘don’t pay for me daddy, i am under five.’
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Text Message 5564

Lucio tan, claims he is really filipino. he said he read rizal’s “noli me tangere!” asked what it meant in english he said: “tax me not!” 🙂
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Text Message 5563

Flirt is d way to discover if sm1 is attractd to u as well.. if u flirt & dey dnt flirt back.. its safe to say u shud move on.. to ur nxt victim!
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Text Message 5562

A sweet line from christ: “i’ve come to you not to make you love me, but rather to make you realize that you’re worth loving.” have a great day… gud morning.
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Text Message 5561

To day’s feast of the lord’s annunciation reminds us that ‘god is with us!’ by becoming incarnate jesus participates in our humanity. as with mary, our call is to recognize that god is with us and to trust in that despite what we see as our failings or any hesitation we may have. a blessed […]
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Text Message 5559

Tip for a long life: huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!
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Text Message 5556

A husband explains to the guys at the bar… ‘do you know why i left her? she started to use four-letter words like: find work!’
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Text Message 5555

Quote of the day: the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. g’morning
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Text Message 5554

Don’t be afraid that your life will end. be afraid that it will never begin. the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else. enjoy life, laugh, love and live. a happy day!
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Text Message 5553

“wise is a man who learns from his mistakes, but wiser is a man who learns from others’ mistakes before it comes to him..” gud a.m.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes