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Text Message 5732

A guy in paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the louvre. he was captured when his get-away van ran out of gas. when asked how he masterminded such a daring and otherwise brilliant crime and then make such an obvious error… …he replied, ‘i had no monet to buy degas to make […]
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Text Message 5731

Dad: laki ng pldt bills dito sa bahay. i don’t use this phone naman, i use my office phone. mom: same here. i use my work phone. son: me too, i use my company phone. inday: so whats the problem? we all use the phone in our work, di ba?
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Text Message 5730

“sken k nga nkahawak ng mahigpit, sa knya k nman nkatitig.” -mouse ngseselos s m0nitor! hahaha :))
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Text Message 5729

Lolo: ano kya ibalik natin ang nakaraan nung bago pa lng tyo mgshota? lola: o cge lolo: cge bukas dun tyo mgkita sa dati nating tag-puan ha! lola: oo hintayin mo nlng aq dun. naghntay c lolo sa my tabing ilog dala ang 3 rosas w/ chocolate. maghapon c lolo nghintay ngunit walang dumating. kaya […]
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Text Message 5728

Thought for the day. . . . . he who gossips with you . . . . will gossip . . . of you! 🙂 kaya ingat! gud morning.
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Text Message 5727

‘you will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated.’ god bless your day!
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Text Message 5726

Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation. a nice day!
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Text Message 5725

The way of the world is to hold back. the way of love is to go the extra mile. the easy way is to say enough, but love’s way is to say all right. may we always choose god’s way- the only way. gud mrng…
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Text Message 5724

Dti, dq alm ang silbi ko.. wla aqng purpose.. bti nlng, 2mngn aq s salamin. ngyn, alm q n silbi q! ang pkiligin ang smbayanang pilipino..
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Text Message 5721

Food for thought: ‘how a man plays the game shows something of his character.. and, how he loses shows all of it.’ good day, good sport.. 🙂
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Text Message 5720

A speeding sports car trailed by a mobile patrol took time before it stopped in a roadside. police: sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes & today is friday. i don’t want to go thru the hazzle of paperwork. so, if you can give me any reason that i’ve never heard before why you were […]
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Text Message 5719

Two priests went to boracay for a vac8i0n. they wore trunks so they can fit-in. while sun bathing, a very sexy girl n a t-back bikini walked by & said, “hi fathers!” they were amazed. d nxt day they chnged outfits & d same girl greeted them again. d priests asked, “how dd u knw […]
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Text Message 5718

Despite the serious shortage of priests, the catholic bishops’ conference of the philippines has rejected the idea of accepting gay applicants to the priesthood. asked why, a cbcp official said, ‘heller! gusto mong ma-imbyerna ang papa?!’

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