A speeding sports car trailed by a mobile patrol took time before it stopped in a roadside.
POLICE: Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes & today is Friday. I don’t want to go thru the hazzle of paperwork. So, if you can give
me any reason that I’ve never heard before why you were speeding, I’ll let you go.
DRIVER: Years ago my wife ran off with a mobile police officer, & I thought you were bringing her back.
POLICE: You are free to go Sir. Gud day.