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Text Message 5762

The latest sws survey showed that 66% of pinoys are opposed to cha-cha that would allow pgma to extend her term. if it’s any consolation, a whopping 88% are in favor of seeing pgma inaugurate new projects in ifugao every week.
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Text Message 5761

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his painting exhibits. ‘i have good news and bad news,’ the owner replied. ‘the good news is that a gent inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. when i told him it would, he […]
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Text Message 5760

Flight attendant’s comment over the pa system on a less than perfect landing: ‘we request you to please remain seated as captain kangaroo bounces us to the terminal building.’
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Text Message 5759

A lola having her way of the cross inside d church. lalake: lola, baliktad po ata ang way of d cross nyo? lola: ha? tama to iho! lalake: mali po, dapat po sa 1st station kyo magsimula hndi sa 14th station! lola: ganun ba? kaya pala palakas ng palakas si kristo!
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Text Message 5758

Titser: class, ilang araw n lng, college n kyo. anong gusto nyong maging? jun: ako, doktor. mark: ako lawyer. leo: ako, judge. mataas p s lawyer. pol: ako, pari. titser: mgaling. ikaw, bading, este, badong? badong: santsupapa ang gusto ko! titser: san tsupa pa? anong san tsupa pa? badong: yung pinakamataas p s pari. titser: […]
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Text Message 5757

Listen to your heart, take care of your friends, treasure your family & achieve your goals. cry because of laughter, laugh because of pain, swallow your pride & throw up all hatred. always remember: life is the best gift & not everyone gets the chance to enjoy it. hv a wnderful day.
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Text Message 5756

Ernie: doc, i think my wife is getting deaf! doc: go home, stand about 15 feet from her, say something. if she doesn’t reply, move 5 ft. closer to knowthe degree of her deafness. ernie: lilia, what’s for lunch? (no reply until he was 1 foot from her). lilia: for the 4th time, tinola!
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Text Message 5755

Ur life will b richer f on this day u will make an effort to: mend a quarrel. search 4 a 4gotten friend. dismis a suspicion&replace it w/ trust write a letter 2 sm1 hu misses u. encourage sm1 hu has lost faith. keep a promise. forget an old grudge. express ur gratitude. fyt 4 […]
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Text Message 5754

Suffering is something that we all understand and love is the language that heals all suffering. all of us have this gift to give others through our eyes, our embrace and our words, through shared tears or a kind deed, or prayer. god bless your day!
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Text Message 5753

Though for the day: if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance… baffle them with bullshit. (dedicated ito sa mga politiko natin!)
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Text Message 5751

The white house has a new pet! sen. ted kennedy gave a portuguese water dog to the obamas. that’s nothing… malacanang has its own lucky bitch since 2001!
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Text Message 5748

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting & couldn’t find a parking place. looking up to heaven he said, “lord take pity on me. if you find me a parking place i will go to mass every sunday for the rest of me life & give up […]

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