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Text Message 5717

One of the things we learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself. have a great day!

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Text Message 5716

Nothing tends more to tie our hearts than praying together. never do we love one another so well as when we witness the outpouring of each other’s hearts in prayer. good morning!

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Text Message 5715

Pacquio: ar u depressed? b: no. am happy. p: u look dpressd. b: no. am happy because its easter! p: ur in white. u must be depressd. b: white? ahh yes. i am…. the priest! p: dats wat i mint.

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Sa ospital, nagfifill up c lola ng medical record lola: magtanong na nga iha, ano b ilalagay dine s status? nurse: ahm my asawa po b kau lola? lola: meron. nurse: married nlang lagay mo la. lola: hndi naman kmi kasal eh, flirt flirt lng un.. nurse: hmmnn cge lagay nio nlang po single. lola: […]

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Text Message 5713

A drunk man in a bar tells the bartender that he can fart out the tune of the star spangelled banner! everyone who heard this wants to see him do it. so he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and dumps a massive load on the bar counter. after he finishes, the angry […]

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Text Message 5712

Hating unggoy: unggoy1: hahatiin natin yung saging sa 3 ha! unggoy2: bakit 3? e, 2 lang tayo! unggoy1: gusto mo mamatay! e, yang si mike a. hihingi sigurado?

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Text Message 5711

Want a lover? nurse: can cure a heartbroken & care for you mascom: who can speak about love lawyer: who can justify love pma: who can protect love engineer: who can measure, design & build love to a better one teacher: can teach you how to move on & love agen eto mas astig… hrm: […]

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Text Message 5710

The basic fact is that humanity survives through kindness, love and compassion… that we can develop these qualities is our real blessing. have a wonderful day.

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Text Message 5709

It’s easy to be grateful when all is well, however, trust and appreciation are called for when we don’t feel blessed and helpless. god’s mercy reaches beyond appearances. have a nice day.

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Text Message 5708

Before you say, ‘i can’t,’ make sure you’re tried. before you let doubts stop you, confront them with facts. before fear holds you back, go forward with faith. before you believe others are better than you, show them you are a winner. before you dismiss your dreams, wait until they’ve come true. tough times do […]

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Text Message 5707

A drunk enters a baptist church. he lined up behind a queu of people. when it was his turn, he found himself in a baptismal pool! the minister dunked his head into the water & pulls it out, asking, “have you found jeeesus!” “nope” splutters the drunk. the minister dunks him a much longer time […]

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Text Message 5705

The philippines has been dislodged by indonesia and thailand as the most corrupt economy according to the march 2009 survey by the political and risk consultancy. six nations are now perceived to be more corrupt than the philippines. that’s what happens when the first gentleman ‘underperforms.’

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