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Text Message 5822

Sa isang gameshow: host: anong ‘h’ ang ingles ng takdang aralin? contestant: (sure na sure at pinagsigawan ang sagot niya) hasaynment! hasaynment! ;p
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Text Message 5821

Ba’t mo iisipin pangit ka kung paldo naman ang wallet mo? mamatay sila sa inggit, no?! hahaha…..
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Text Message 5820

Celebrate your success and stand strong when adversity hits… for when the storm clouds come in, the eagle soar while other birds take cover. have a wonderful day.
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Text Message 5819

Just a thought: ” attitude is everything. be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. live simply, love generously, speak kindly.” have a great day, god bless c”j)
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Text Message 5818

Para akong isang libong pera na nakakalat sa lupa.. inaangkin ng iba, di naman kanila. kymmie
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Text Message 5817

Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to a fat rich matron and said, ‘ma’am, i haven’t eaten in three days.’ ‘force yourself!’ she replied.
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Text Message 5816

If ever someone will hurt you, do you know what to do? simply slap her/his face and say, ‘wala kang utang na loob!’ in english, ‘you have no credit inside!’ hehehe…
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Text Message 5815

After she said ‘yes’ to mar during willie revillame’s show last saturday, korina asked the senator, ‘mahal mo ba talaga ako?’ to which he answered… ‘put*ng ina naman. tinatanong pa ba yan?’
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Text Message 5814

Juan: tuwing sisingilin kita ng mga utang mo, puro ka bukas… bukas… bukas… bukas… bukas… bukas… kailan mo matutupad ang pangako mong bukas?! boy: baka bukas!
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Text Message 5813

Investment advice fr0m a fund manager: if u had purchased $1,000 of delta air lines stock 1yr ag0, u wud hav $49 left. with fannie mae, u wud hav $2.50 left of d original $1,000. w/ aig, u wud hv less dan $15 left. but if u had purchased $1,000 w0rth of beer 1 yr […]
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Text Message 5812

In any tragedy god feels our hurt, pain, anger, grief and even abandonment. he is just as helpless because he can’t stop, prevent or stop something. but nothing can stop his spirit of love and goodness in the middle of tragedy. god bless!
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Text Message 5811

The lord turns everything to the good of those who love him. let us put our trust in god and let us go on. be with god like the bird which, though the twig is shaking, continues on chirping, because he knows he has wings. blessed day!
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Text Message 5810

“god loves us more than we will ever know, that’s why we are worth more than we can ever measure”
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Text Message 5809

Its final. 2 japanese nationals killed mrs. trinidad etong (wife of ted failon):-( doj crime expert: dey have been identified as- kuro kuro;-) & haka haka!:-p
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Text Message 5808

A man walks into a chinese resto but is told that there will be at least a 20 minute wait. ‘would you like to wait in the bar, sir?’ the maitre’d asks. the man goes to the bar and the bartender asks, ‘what’ll it be?’ the man replies, ‘give me a stoli with a twist.’ […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes