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Text Message 5837

“sometimes if a string gets too tangled and messed up to solve, it’s better to cut it out to start a new one and save the untangled part. that’s life. gudday!

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Text Message 5836

The un world food programme has named young star kc concepcion as the philippines’ ambassador against hunger… mainly because every time pinoys stare at her mother… busog na sila!

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8 tips para maiba naman ang araw mo… 1. sikmuraan ang unang taong masalubong at humingi ng sori. 2. uminom ng pampatulog ngunit labanan ito, mag exercise. 3. gumising ng maaga at batiin ang nanay ng gudnyt. 4. himatayin kunwari sa daan, tiyaking may tao. 5. tahiin ang puwet at magpatingin sa doktor. 6. kurutin […]

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Text Message 5834: Wish mong sabihin ng nanay mo

6 things na wish m0ng sabihin ng nanay m0 say0: 1.anak gising na? kung ant0k kapa tul0g ka pa mag pa-late kana lng sa subject m0 2. oh eto all0wance m0h may dagdag yan pang gimik m0 3.am0y alak ka? nag jaming kay0? di m0h ko sinama! 4. gabi na ah, tul0g kana bukas samahan […]

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Text Message 5833

Warning! the swine flu epidemic is spreading and dangerously contagious! avoid shaking hands or contact with politicians, specially congressmen who havea passion for pork. situation extremely dangerous! warn your friends.

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Text Message 5831

When staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball. when middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball. top management discusses golf. conclusion: the higher up you are in managent, the smaller your balls are.

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Text Message 5830

Mar roxas nakasakay sa pedicab. boy: ganito po buhay samin, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot… mar: anak, itabi mo.. ako na. hindi ako kita ng mga tao sa labas. palit tayo ng puwesto. p… ina!

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Text Message 5829

Remember: “it is easier to do the impossible with god than do the possible without him.” to god be the glory! god loves you.. have a grace filled day!

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Text Message 5828

Never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond… good morning!

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Text Message 5827

Vote me 4 president! mgli2ngkod sa bayan mgppatayo ng pasugalan legal na drugs sa loob ng skwelhan legal na ang burnout sa caltex legal narin ang karerahan sa mcpagal at kpg aq ang bnoto nyo pnapangako ko… lhat ng tambay my sweldo mga adik pensionado at ang mga lasingero my srili ng disco!

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Text Message 5826

Lord, what a wonderful morning! i pray that my thoughts,words,& actions may be divinely led. i know that i can move 4ward in confidence, knowng mysteps are guided. in times of doubt & indecisions, pls send me your inspiration & guidance. and today lord, help me not to limit my future by d past&help me […]

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