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Text Message 5867

Sen. lapid: “bird flu, ok pa,pero swine flu, hindi ako bilib!!! paano lilipad ang baboy?”
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Text Message 5865

What’s the definition of irreconcilable differences? when she’s melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet. 🙂
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Text Message 5864

Ang god at ang demonyo….when god said let der be light! u said and darkness too! he sed be fruitful & increase in number! u said hmmm marami akong magiging galamay! he sed let us make man in our image u sed marami akong mapapaglaruan! then u woke up! it was all a dream! buti […]
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Text Message 5862

–. ,—**!”’! !”‘! ”. v / ,) ‘. /(‘ ._, )!._! ! /__/(,,)=,(,,),_.,% ÄrÉ prÉciÖÜs tÖ gÖd Änd hÉ cÄn’t tÄkÉ his ÉyÉs Öff Öf yÖÜ!
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Text Message 5861

FÄith means living with ÜncèrtÄinty. . . feeling ur way through life, letting ur hÉÄrt gÜidÉ Ü like a lÄntérn in the dark. Ü good morning!
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Text Message 5860

A prayer to be said when the world has gotten you down and you feel rotten, and your doggone tired to pray, and you’re in a hurry, and besides you’re mad at everybody… “help!, help!, help!” call to him and he will answer… 🙂 good morning!
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Text Message 5859

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. the wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials. good morning!
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Text Message 5858

Miss universe judge: wat if u fnd out ur boyfrnd has aids,wt wl u do? contestant: i wil stil luv him (evrybody claps) ..bcoz aids dsnt matter! hahahahaha. dr salinel
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Text Message 5857

“hindi lahat ng natutulog nasa kama…” -ricky hatton 🙂
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Text Message 5855

Drinking symptom: opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and flourescent light strips across it. fault: you have fallen over backward. action: if your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. if not, get someone to help you get up; latch self to bar. symptom: everything has gone dim, […]
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes