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Text Message 5852

Mother superior called all the nuns together and said to them,”i must tell you something. we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “thank god,” said an elderly nun in the back. “i’m so tired of chardonnay and merlot.” hahaha! 😀
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Text Message 5849

It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly.” indeed 100 days into the obama presidency… swine flu! hahaha…
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Text Message 5848

” when you make others live, learn, laugh & love you do the same to yourself. . . for what u get out of life c0mes from what you put in it. . . gud morning . take care always 🙂 god bless “
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Text Message 5847

A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle comes from the belly; but, a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around. happy day!
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Text Message 5846

“learn. but always learn with other people by your side. don’t be alone in the search because if you take a wrong step, you’ll have no one there to help you put it right.” (paulo coelho) have a great day!
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Text Message 5845

Even in the worst of times, we still have many blessings 4 w/c 2 b grateful. never should our trials make us forget the abundant goodness of god..gud nyt txtb?14
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Text Message 5844

A distraught patient called her doctor’s office. was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication had prescribed was for the rest of her life. she was told that it was. there was a stunned silence before she replied, ‘i’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. your prescription is marked, ‘no […]
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Text Message 5842

Tower: pal 702, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7 pal: tower, pal 702 switching to departure… by the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway. tower: cebu pacific 635, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7… did you copy the report from […]
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Text Message 5841

A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. ‘how do they feel?’ asks the sales clerk. ‘well… they feel a bit tight.’ replies the man. the clerk bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet. ‘try pulling the tongue out.’ offers the clerk. ‘nath […]
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Text Message 5840

There is no scarcity of opportunity to make a living at what you love; there’s only a scarcity of resolve to make it happen. a great day ahead.
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Text Message 5839

Hir’s a bitter dose of reality: “it takes a lot of gud deeds 2 mke pipol love u” but: “it only takes one lousy error 4 dem 2 hate u” great day .. 🙂
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Text Message 5838

Recharge: to learn the secret of right relations, look only for the divine in people and things, and leave all the rest to god. – j. allen boone good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes