A man walks into a Chinese resto but is told that there will be at least a 20 minute wait.

‘Would you like to wait in the bar, sir?’ the Maitre’d asks.

The man goes to the bar and the bartender asks, ‘What’ll it be?’

The man replies, ‘Give me a STOLI with a twist.’

The bartender pauses for a few seconds then smiles and says, ‘Once upon a time, there were FOUR little peegs…’