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Text Message 6062: Deleted

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Text Message 6061

A friend’s prayer may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch it. amen.
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Text Message 6060

Anong paboritng laro ni katrina halili? hayd en seek.
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Text Message 6058

Man taken to court for stealing… man: your honor, i’m a christian. i’ve become a new man. but i have an old nature also. it was not my new man who did wrong. it was my old man. judge: since it was the old man that broke the law, we’ll sentence him to 60 days […]
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Text Message 6057

It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. but there is no security in what is no longer meaningful. there is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power. may his spirit guide you.
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Text Message 6056

Whenever you say “hi,” i know you remember me. whenever you say “take care,” i know you care for me. whenever you say “god bless,” i just wonder “ain’t i already blessed having you?” thanks !
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Text Message 6055

Enjoy the questions as much as the answers. don’t insist on everything being predictable. life is full surprises, and surprises are full of life. good morning!
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Text Message 6054

Courage is nothing less than the power to overcome danger, misfortune, fear, injustice, while continuing to affirm inwardly that life with all its sorrows is good; that everything is meaningful even if in a sense beyond our understanding; and that there is always tomorrow. may this day never burden you. good morning!
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Text Message 6052

Pgma and fg were at a baseball game. suddenly fg grab pgma by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. the stunned umpire shouted, “no, sir! i said, ‘throw the first pitch!'”
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Text Message 6051

2010 teams to beat: lacson-biazon or ping-pong de castro-mel tiangco or kabayan-kapuso sotto-sonny osmena or tito-tita
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Text Message 6050

Lola: paraahhh!! driver: bakit po? lola: iihi ako! (umutot) driver: sabi nyo iihi kayo, ba’t kayo umutot? lola: totoy, wen der is rain, der is thunder! haha..
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Text Message 6049

“do not follow where the path may lead. go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” may he guide us through the path we walk instead of letting it choose us. good morning!
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Text Message 6048

Is anybody happier because you passed their way? that you spoke to them today? did you leave a trail of kindness, or a scar of discontent? does the one whose hopes are fading now with courage look ahead? at day’s end, will god quietly say… “you have earned one more tomorrow by what you have […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes