Man taken to court for stealing…

Man: Your Honor, I’m a Christian. I’ve become a new man. But I have an old nature also. It was not my new man who did wrong. It was my old man.

Judge: Since it was the old man that broke the law, we’ll sentence him to 60 days in jail. And since the new man was an accomplish in the theft, we’ll give him 30 days, too. I therefore sentence you both to 90 days in jail.