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Text Message 6077

Quote of the day: sa english: “i need inspiration, not commitment…” sa tagalog: “kailangan ko ng gwapo, hindi boypren.” hehehe…
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Text Message 6075

Noon: maraming babae ang hindi maganda. ngayon: maraming maganda pero hindi naman babae……
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Text Message 6074

Juan nakatabi sa 1 ka car na naka wrong parking. dumating ang pulis. juan: sir, pasensya na po! (pulis issue tiket at nilagay sa windshield). bobo kangpulis! (pulis issue 2nd tiket). tanga kang pulis! (pulis issue 3rd tiket. naka 10 tiket na after 5 minutes). juan: o cge sir, nandito na yata yong ownerng kotse. […]
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Text Message 6073

Often what we dream about and pray for doesn’t take the form that we think it ‘should.’ this is the time that we need to call upon the spirit of god’s wisdom… to see beyond the physical and recognize true gifts when they magically appear on our doorsteps. may you find gold at the end […]
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Text Message 6072

Today’s prayer: lord, help me live from day to day in a humble way, to give a smile, help lift a load, for those i meet along life’s road, and when i come to my journey’s end, my life have not lived in vain, if someone can smile and say, ‘i’m glad i met him […]
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Text Message 6071

Each choice we make causes a ripple effect in our lives. when things happen to us, it is the reaction we choose that can create the difference between sorrows of our past and the joy in our future. have a great day!
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Text Message 6069

The eggs that a woman bought turned out to be rotten. she stormed back to the grocery and yelled at the male vendor, “ang baho ng itlog mo!!!” 😛
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Text Message 6068

Midget yaya to her employer: “suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili ninyo. at least kung maibaksak si baby, mababa lang!” 😀
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Text Message 6067

Nanay: nag toothbrush ka na ng ipin? anak: siyempre, ‘nay, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kili-kili noh?!
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Text Message 6066

A maid burned a hole in her lady boss’ uniform. when the lady angrily asked her, “paano mo naman nasunog ito?” the maid replied, “secret!”
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Text Message 6065

It’s never easy reaching for dreams… but those who do, walk in stardust. may god find ways for your wishes and dreams to come true.
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Text Message 6064

Today’s prayer: god, grant me the serenity to accept the people i cannot change, the courage to change the one i can, and the wisdom to know it’s me. good morning!
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Text Message 6063

Pulis: checkpoint lang sir. saan kayo papunta? juan: sa isang lecture. pulis: at sino naman ang naglelecture ng madaling araw? juan: misis ko!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes