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Text Message 6032

Ponder on this: “before you speak, ask yourself, is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence?” (sai baba) a great day!

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Text Message 6031

Today’s joy was born of yesterday’s sorrow. for no one sheds a teardrop or suffers loss in vain; for god’s always there to turn our losses into gain. and every burden born today and every present sorrow, are but heaven’s happy harbingers of a joyous bright tomorrow! may god fill our hearts with a song […]

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Text Message 6030

One day in new york, erap and jinggoy took their lunches to the local cafe to eat. “hey!” yelled the owner, “you can’t eat your own food here!” “okay, no problem,” said erap. so he and jinggoy swapped their sandwiches.

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Text Message 6029

Polish man married to an american girl asked a lawyer to arrange his divorce: lawyer: have you any grounds? husband: yes, one & a half acres & a little home. l: does any of you have a grudge? h: no, we have a carport. l: is there infidelity? h: we have stereo & dvd. l: […]

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Text Message 6028

Two british faggots were standing at a pier looking out over the harbor. one of them pointed to a ferry and asked, ‘elton, what’s that?” “that’s a ferry boat, george my love,” answered elton. “oooh!” squeled george, “i knew there was a lot of us, but i didn’t know we had our own navy.”

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Text Message 6026

Leave it to the brits to have their priorities…. the first “testicular guard” was used in cricket in 1874. the first helmet was used in cricket in 1974. yes, it took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important!! 🙂

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Text Message 6024

I d0nt blieve that laughing has always been d best medicine… bcz i knw that sometimes… crying can cure what a laugh can’t… gudmorning!;-)

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Text Message 6023

Measuring life by what others do to you may disappoint you, but measuring life by what you do for others will add more meaning to your life. may god remind you how much you mean to others!

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Text Message 6022

“if it is peace you want, seek to change yourself, not other people. it is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet the whole earth.” ~ anthony de mello, s.j. “you must be the change you wish to see in the world.” ~ mahatma gandhi have a stress-free day!

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Text Message 6020

Each of us has fears which sooner or later we must face. it takes a lot of guts to overcome them, but i know you can do it. go ahead! mag-poo ka na! huwag mahiya!

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Text Message 6019

Q: ano ang sasabihin mo kapag nag-hi sa’yo si katrina halili? a: hayden.

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Text Message 6018

We never know how high we are till we are called to rise; and then, if we are true to our creator’s plan, our statures touch the skies. count always your highest moments…..your truest moments. have a great day!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes