Polish man married to an American girl asked a lawyer to arrange his divorce:
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Husband: Yes, one & a half acres & a little home.
L: Does any of you have a grudge?
H: No, we have a carport.
L: iS there infidelity?
H: We have stereo & DVD.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
H: No, she isWhite.
L: Why do you want a divorce?
H: I have proof she’s goin to kill me. She bought a bottle from Drugstore & it said ‘POLISH REMOVER.’