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Text Message 6332

Doktor: kailangan nyo po na dumaan sa ilang test para malaman natin kung anu sakit nyo.. pasyente: doc, wag na lang po, uwi na lang po ako.. doktor: bakit, ayaw mo ba malaman sakit mo? pasyente: d nmn po sa gunun doc.. doktor: eh bat ayaw mo mag-test? pasyente: d po kc ako nagreview eh..

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Text Message 6330

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second nature in a married man. ..

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Text Message 6329

In all the universe, in all time, you are the only you. never have molecules come together exactly like you, never again will your footsteps be repeated upon this earth. your strength is the strength someone can count on, your life is the life that can make a difference. may you use your god-given gifts […]

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Text Message 6328

A chinese in new york ask $5k loan frm a bank as he s going 2 europehe ws askd 4 colateral. d chinese gav d keys of a ferrari at d parking lot w/ its carrgstration. bank officers had a gud laff 4 using a $250k ferrari against a $5k loan. 2 months later, d […]

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Text Message 6326

Pare: mare, bkt ka nagdala ng mga electric fan sa libing ni kumpare? mare: huling bilin kc ni pare mo ay di aq pwedng mag-asawa ulit habang basa pa nitso nya!

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Text Message 6325

To take control of your life, you must begin by taking control of your mind. good morning! 😉

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Text Message 6324

Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle as true strength. be good to all! have a nice day!

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Text Message 6323

Our security is not based on what we possess or accomplish but rather on our conviction of god’s unfailing protection and readiness to forgive. hence we are not easily disurbed by the ebb and flow of events and our reactions to them. wishing you peace and joy today and always. 🙂

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Text Message 6322

At a resto in l.a. roach: eat all you can, don’t be shy! feel at home, ma dionesia! ma dionesia: ano raw? manny: nay, kain lng daw kayo ng kain. walanghiya ka daw! pakiramdam mo bahay mo ito! ma dionesia: pakyu, cockroach!

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Text Message 6321

Ringgg ringg! 911- emergencies. caller – pls help.. der’s a cat n d house!! 911 – wat do u mean der’s a cat? caller – a caaat!!…d one dat does miaoowww!it invaded my house & it’s heading 2wards me!!! 911 – is dis some kind of joke? i’m sorry, but i dn’t see wat d […]

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Text Message 6320

Baldo: di maganda ang demokrasya sa singapore! berto: bakit sinabi mo un? baldo: pag nahuli kang dumudura, multa agad! wala silang freedom of spit!

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Text Message 6319

Huhu.grabe baha lampas ulo.pmasok na yung tubig sa haws namin.sum relatives are missing.umakyat na kami d2 sa puno pra d maabutan ng baha. 🙁 – langgam

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Text Message 6318

Nothing is more practical than finding god, that is, than falling in love in a quite absolute final way. what you are in love with, what seizes your imagination, will affect everything. it will decide what will get you out of bed in the morning, what you will do with your evenings, how you will […]

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