At a Resto in L.A.

ROACH: Eat all you can, don’t be shy! Feel at home, Ma Dionesia!

MA DIONESIA: Ano raw?

MANNY: Nay, kain lng daw kayo ng kain. Walanghiya ka daw! Pakiramdam mo bahay mo ito!

MA DIONESIA: Pakyu, COCKROACH!