Ringgg Ringg!
911- Emergencies.

Caller – Pls help.. Der’s a cat n d house!!

911 – Wat do u mean der’s a cat?

Caller – A caaat!!…D one dat does miaoowww!It invaded my house & it’s heading 2wards me!!!

911 – Is dis some kind of joke? I’m sorry, but I dn’t see wat d problem s in a cat heading 2ward you.

Caller – IT’S GOING TO KILL ME!! AND YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT!!!

911 – O.K. who is this?

Caller – It’s the parrot, for God’s sake! HELPP!