A Chinese in New York ask $5k loan frm a bank as he s going 2 EuropeHe ws askd 4 colateral.
D Chinese gav d keys of a Ferrari at d parking lot w/ its carrgstration.
Bank officers had a gud laff 4 using a $250k Ferrari against a $5k loan.
2 months later,
d Chinese returns d $5k plus $60 interest.
Loan officer: Sir, Wyl u wer away we checked u out & found u r a billionaire. Wat puzzles us s why u wud bother 2 borrow $5k?
Chinese: Where else in N.Y. can I park my car securely for 2 months at $60?