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Text Message 1805

Dear frend, i askd 4a flowr, u gve me a boquet; i askd 4a ston, u gve me a statue; i askd 4a feathr, u gve me a pcock; wow frend.. ang bingi mo!

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Patient: doc, pwede ko bng utangin ang consultation fee nyo? doc: meron n po akong inilagay n paalala sa karatula doon sa labas. hndi nyo po b nbasa? patient: saan dun? doc: dr tan, md. patient: pangalan lng ho nyo ang nkalagay dun. doc: dr tan, money down! hehehe…

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Text Message 1803

Ang hrap ng my iniiwsan nkkta q plng xa, gs2 q ng mklau. s kkaiwas q… lalong bumblis ang tbok ng puso q. lokong aso un, pnakaba aq!

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Text Message 1801

The paris hilton way of praying: armani, which art in hermes, hallowed be thy gucci. thy cartier watch, thy prada bag, on rodeo, as it is in tiffany’s. give us this day, our visa titanium and forgive us this overdraft, as we forgive those who decline ur mastercard. lead us not into jc penney, and […]

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Text Message 1800

Like a jar of water that gets emptied by a small hole, a little anger and pride will drain the nobility of a good heart. may his love inspires us always!

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Text Message 1799

May isang pari nag-illegal parking. nag-iwan siya ng note sa car: “pari ako. walang maparkingan. please huwag mo akong tiketan. forgive my trespasses.” pagbalik niya, may ticket at note sa car niya: pulis ako. kung di kita titiketan, magkakasala ako. “lead me not into temptation.” pero kung mag-iipit ka nang pera sa lisensya mo, baka […]

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Text Message 1798

Reality bites: no matter how crazy and funny the scenes are around you, it is useless without that someone who you want to laugh with… 🙁

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Text Message 1797

.,quote for alcoholics: “a big hangover lasts only a day… but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarassing drunken memories will last forever…”

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Text Message 1796

There are times when i wish that i was limited to certain emotions.. so that i’ll never have to experience pain, never feel betrayed or disappointed, and never get my fragile heart broken. but the same thing means that i’ll never know how it feels to love and be loved in return.. the thought of […]

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Text Message 1795

Donya: alam mu inday, bakit d k n lng mag call center, pa-inggles2 k nmn? inday: i don’t think dat i’d want 2 hav easy money 4 i know dat chusing such employment is olredi limiting myself frm xperiencing enthuciastic ways of expresing wat i feel by means of wat i do, thus imprisoning myself […]

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Text Message 1794

I’ll quit! i do not want to take care of your monster kid and this filthy husehold! i am done dealing with your stupid and envious wife and i cant love someone like you who’s like a theif in the night sneaking out to make love in the mais’s quarter. – si inday kausap ang […]

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