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Text Message 1835

Patient: ” well, doc, you sure kept your promise. you said i’d be walking after a month and you were right. i had to sell my car to pay your bill.”
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Text Message 1834

A man applying as security guard was interviewed. “wat i nid s a person w suspicious mind, hi alert, strong body, gud sense of hearing, n w killer instinct. do u think u r qualified?- “i am afraid not. but could i ask my wife to apply?”
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Text Message 1833

“heavy rains remind me of challenges in life.. never ask for a lighter rain.. just pray for a better umbrella..” *have a safe & beautiful rainy day..ü
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Text Message 1832: Di ka pa rin nya makita

Ang pnka mlayong dstansya s mundo ay d ang lngit at lupa d rn ang timog at hilaga kundi.. andun ka s harap nya, pro d ka p rn nya makita..
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Text Message 1831

Der r pipol i talk & laf w/ evryday,yet d frnship ends der,but der r dos whom i rarely talk 2 & mch rarely c,yet i knw dat dey r d ones worth kipn! like u..gud morning!ü ingat plgi..ü
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Text Message 1830

An old man ws watchng a teenager siting nxt 2 him. d teenager hd spiked hair w/colors green, red, orange & blue. d old man kept staring at him dt irritatd d boy. teenager:nver done anythng wild in ur lyf? old man: got drunk once & hd sex w/ a peacock. im wonderng if ur […]
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Text Message 1829

“no one is rich enough to buy back the past. but if you have the courage to do better things today, u wud b the richest one tomorrow..”(isaiah 41:10) gud aftrnun! roan
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Text Message 1828

Lagpas tao n ang baha sa espana! -dagul
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Text Message 1827

I hate magic it makes you believe something that’s not and when you found out how it is done, it’s all just a trick much like love but you just keep wanting more
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Text Message 1825

Punta n aq sa korea aug. 10 my job na aq dun,email ko nlng cel# q pg mern n or col nlng kta.sori dko snbi agd. dko kc mtanggihn.ksma dw aq sa jumong part-2!! diana
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Text Message 1824

Thursday’s thought-all the waters in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside. all the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let it in. dr salinel
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Text Message 1823

L ¡fe is a dance.. sometimes we lead, sometimes we follow.. don’t worry about what we don’t know.. what’s important is.. we learn as we go. gudam!
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Text Message 1822

D tongue can spread suspicion, & reputations steal; bt wen d lord controls r tongue, its words will soothe & heal. gd morning.
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Text Message 1821

Those who drink to drown their sorrow should know that sorrow knows how to swim. pucha! inom ng inom! pupulikatin din yang sorrow na yan!=)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes