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Text Message 1820

Pinoy sayings: >ang kinikilig kadalasan, napapa jingle. >kapag balisa at di mapalagay, napapaebak. >papunta ka pa lang, grabe trapik dun! >kapag naglalakad ng mabilis, huma-hanap ng c.r. >kapag makati palad, me allergy. >kapag di makatulog, sumobra sa starbucks!

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Text Message 1819

Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of her lover? accused: your honor, i’m sure you will agree with me that it’s easier to shoot one woman than shooting one man every week!!!

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Text Message 1818

B-egin d day w/ l-ove 4 christ e-xpect blessing s-hare goodness s-hine like d sun i-nspire some1 & n-ever 4get that g-od is w/ u all the time! gud morning!:-)

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Text Message 1817

Mom w/her son saw a man walking. son: ma,tgnan mo xa, sakang! haha! mom scolded her son & enrolled him in shakespeare class to chnge his manners & choice of words. next time dey saw d man again: son: hark! wht manner of men r ths, who weareth their legs in parenthesis!

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Text Message 1816

Enjoy dis! a love story… may persona ingrata frm my alma mother hu askd 4 my numbr so we cn keep intact. sbi ko conect me f im wrong, but r u askng me ouch? sbi nya: the?! i mean, tel me to d marines ang kapal! the nerd! naiyak ako sa galit, i cryd […]

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Text Message 1814

I ws bc few days ago bt smhow i felt incmplete, till.. i rmmber u d na pla kta nttxt… miss kta.. yan.. now i fil better..

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Text Message 1813

10% of conflicts is due to difference in opinion; 90% is due to wrong tone of voice.” indeed.

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Text Message 1811

500 =globe plan subscrption 1800 =glutathione tablet 600 =olay total efects 1,500 =crocs flip flops 2,000 =for mama – binabudget ni inday ang sweldo nya.. nina

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Text Message 1810

“maisusulat ko ang pinakamalungkot na berso ngaung gabi.hindi ko n siya mahal,natitiyak ko,ngunit baka mahal ko pa siya. napakaikli ng pag-ibig, napakahaba ng paglimot.” – pablo neruda

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Text Message 1809

Der r many chnges in my lyf dat i hv to ncountr, i may nt wnt it bt i shud accpt it, eithr d hard way or d easy way bt wtevr i chus, hope im w/you..ü

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Text Message 1808

Mrming humihngi ng puso q, lht cla cgurdng mhl aq pro kht gnun, yoko prn i2ng ibgay kc.. ikaw.. ..ba nmn mwlan ng puso dka kya mamatay?

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Text Message 1807

Liv fully hav fun b crazy b weird go out at syempre manlalake! dnt try 2 b prfct.. jst b an xcelent example of being.. maganda! go diosa!ü

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