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Text Message 2439

Have u heard d new versions of old sayings? 1. a senate probe a day keeps the first gentleman away. 2. if at first you don’t succeed, back off.
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Text Message 2437

“i recently read dat love s entirely a matter of chemistry. that must b why my wyf treats me lyk toxic waste” – david bissonete “when a man steals ur wyf, der s no beter revenge dan 2 let him kip her” – sacha guitry “after marriage, husband & wyf become two sides of a […]
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Text Message 2436

Thought 4 today: when criticism comes your way, consider its intent; it may be that some truth from god, to you is being sent. gd morning. hv a gd day
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Text Message 2435

Heaven has less angels tonite coz i sent a few to keep you warm and tight. gudnite. Ü
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Text Message 2434

Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other everyday. what counts is that somehow in our busy life, we remember them.. see? i just did. Ü
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Text Message 2433

Grl:d0 i evr cr0s ur mnd b0y:n0 grl:d0 u lyk me b0y:n0 grl:wud u d0 anytng 4 me b0y:n0 grl:ch0ose-me 0r ur lyf b0y:my lyf *d grl runs away n sh0ck & n pain. d b0y runs aftr her & says: “da ris0n y u nevr cr0s my mnd s bcoz ur always on my […]
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Text Message 2432

Minzn ng-arl aqng mg-gitra.. mzkt s kmy mhrap pg-arln dun q lng naicp n ang gitra prang luv.. kelngn munang mzktn, pra my m22nan..
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Text Message 2431

There’s a time t0 dream a time t0 smile a time t0 laugh & a time t0 love.. but n0w is a time f0r tulog!! pahinga n pra cute bukas!!gudnyt..ü
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Text Message 2430

Ang mgbbrkada san man mgpnta.. umuuwi rin… 😉 lalo n kng wla ng pera.. hehe..Ü
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Text Message 2429

What’s the difference between femmes aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? @ 8 – u take her to bed & tell her a story @ 18 – u tell her a story & take her to bed @ 28 – u don’t need to tell a story to take her to […]
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Text Message 2428

Mom: ang anak ko, gifted child ‘to. cge nga anak, pakita mo. anak: opo, inay! mom:5268+982+7605+863. wats d sum? anak: d sum is d center of d solar system! mom: pak u! :-p
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Text Message 2425

Bata p lng ako, hlig ko n ang pgsusulat. s ktunayan, mrmi n rn ako naisulat. at kumita n rn ako d2! eto ung sinulat ko n kumita tlga… “ice 4 sale”Ü

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes