What’s the difference between femmes aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

@ 8 – u take her to bed & tell her a story

@ 18 – u tell her a story & take her to bed

@ 28 – u don’t need to tell a story to take her to bed

@ 38 – she tells u a story & takes u to bed

@ 48 – u tell her a story to avoid going to bed

@ 58 – u stay in bed to avoid her story

@ 68 – if u take her to bed, that wilI be a story

@ 78 – what story? what bed? who are u?