“I recently read dat love s entirely a matter of chemistry. That must b why my wyf treats me lyk toxic waste” – David Bissonete
“When a man steals ur wyf, der s no beter revenge dan 2 let him kip her” – Sacha Guitry
“After marriage, husband & wyf become two sides of a coin; dey just can’t face each other, but stil they stay together” – Hemant Joshi
“By all means marry. F u get a good wyf, u’l b hapy. F u get a bad one, u’l become a philosopher” – Socrates