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Ponder moment: “plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they did not slow down to enjoy it…” gd am… ü

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Alam mo b ung pngalan ng aswa ni mr.bean? c abrila… abrila bean.. ung kmanta ng… hey,hey! you,you i cn be ur girlfrend! .. hihi ü

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Text Message 2767

Dalawang chinoy negosyante nakita sa ongpin.. chinoy1: ako’y nalungkot nang mabalitaan kong nasunog ang bodega mo. chinoy2: sssh…..! sa isang linggo pa yun!

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Patient: what are the chances of my recovering, doctor? doctor: 100% sure! medical data show that 9 out of 10 people die of the disease you have. you’re the 10th case i’ve treated. the others died!

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Text Message 2765

Save yourself the trouble with traffic at cemeteries. don’t visit yr departed love ones anymore.. instead ask them to visit u. it’s more personal & meaningful.

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Girl1: have you ever had a hot, passionate, burning kiss? girl2: i did once. my boyfriend has forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth!

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U spin d bottle, it pointed on me, u askd me “truth or consequence?” i sed “truth!” now wat question do u wna ask me?? (anythng) mjaey

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My “hello” is lyk advil 2 rlieve ur pain, centrum 2 make u c0mplit, enervon 2 giv u xtra energy, red bull 2 get u g0in. bale p153.75 po lht. 😀

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Text Message 2760

Love, is n0t on what outsde is seen, or h0w long has he/she has kn0wn u, c0z luv is ol ab0ut whats insyd.. and h0w he/she scrifices to c u smyl..=)

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Text Message 2759

It dsnt matr wer y0u go n life, or wat y0u aquire, its hu y0u hav bsyd y0u dt rily matrs.. “ch0ose y0ur love & den, .. love y0ur ch0ice”ü

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I dnt kn0w y we all hang 0n t0 s0mthn we kn0w we’r bttr 0ff lettin g0..it’s like we’r scared t0 l0se what we d0nt evn rily hv..s0m 0f us say we’d rathr hv that s0mthn than abs0lutely n0thin..but d truth is: “t0 hv it halfway is harder than n0t havn it at all” :c […]

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