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Text Message 2738

“a good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.”

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Text Message 2735

Nurse: doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. doctor: please tell him i can’t see him now. next please..

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3 ways to catch a tiger : 1. newton’s law : allow d tiger to catch u, then u catch tiger. 2. einstein’s law : chase d tiger until d tiger be-comes tired, then u catch d tiger. 3. pinoy police method : catch a cat & beat it until it admits that it is […]

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Text Message 2733

A p0or guy told his rich girl. . guy: u deserve evrythng. .but i am n0thing. .i thnk its tym 4 us 2 part ways. . d girl answrd. . girl: i am n0thng w/o u. .c0z ur my everythng. .n0w,do we dserve each other? ;-]

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Text Message 2732

When things g0 wr0ng.. when evrything uv tried didnt w0rk out… when all else fails… control +alt+del..ü (–,

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Text Message 2731

In life, only one thing is certain apart from death and taxes. no matter how hard you try, how good your intentions, you are going to make mistakes, you’re going to hurt people, you’re going to get hurt. and if you ever want to recover, there’s really one thing you could say: “i forgive you” […]

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Text Message 2730

Namatay c juan,npuntang impyerno. satan:san mo gus2,1st door or 2nd door?1st door,hanggang leeg tae. juan: ayoko dyan! satan:2nd door,hanggang 2hod tae at ngkkape mga tao. juan:d2 nlng ako,my kape pa!(pumasok) sumigaw ang bantay n dmonyo: “o,balik n sa dting posisyon,tpos n coffee break,higa na!”

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Text Message 2729

Time is like a river. you cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again.. enjoy every moment of life..

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Text Message 2727

There are lots of instances when you feel that everything is going well between you & this person you get together again one night & share feelings, thinking that tomorrow, you will have something deeper only to realize the next morning that what happened that night is not reality the two of you can never […]

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Text Message 2726

Inaamin k0, saging lng ak0.. frndz m0 apple, mango, grapes pro mghnap ka ng prutas sa buong mundo saging lng ang may.. “pus0..”:-)

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Text Message 2725

Kip n mind dt god is ur gr8tst companion coz no mttr hw mprfct u r, &no mttr wt happens n ur lyf, god wl stl b dr 2giv u d gr8tst luv u’v alwys wantd.ü gud morning nd godblez..

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