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Text Message 2799

Ang “aztig” wlng knattkutn! wlng inuurungan! pro try mo ptmaan s puso! daig p nmtyan! yn ang khnaan! kc ang maangas, pg ngmhl.. wlng k2mbas! txtb-5

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Sweet st0ry..a girl kept slipin letterz in her ex bf’s l0cker everyday..hiding herzelf in c0dename “ms.inc0mplete” w/o gvng d guy a clue d gurl cl0sely watches as her ex bf readz each letter everyday..one day,to d grls surprise as she was ab0wt 2 slip an0ther letter,she read a n0te on d guys l0cker saying.. “ms.inc0mplete,i […]

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Text Message 2797

Wg m0ng icpn n iiwan kta 2lad nla,! dhil cla iniwan k! pra ibgy, ang puso nla s iba, pro ako! iiwan ko sau ang puso ko! pra d n mkuha p ng iba, txtb-5

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Text Message 2796

Pg my ngasar xau wg m xang twanan kauspn m0 xa ng hrp-hrpan ngumiti k skÃ±a at sbhn m0ng.. “ingat ka lage ha? “baka mapatay kta..” hehehe!…. txtb-5

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Text Message 2795

I think drinking is bad for my health… that’s why i quit thinking. hahaha!

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Text Message 2793

Kung ikaw ang pa2liiin,, san mo gus2 2mira?? sah bahay na mganda at pnapngarap mo,. o sah bhay nmin na kubo lng,, pero ang lumalabas sa posÖ ay red horse?:-) xandra

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Text Message 2792

Babae:tinanong q ex-bf q kng mhl p Ã±a aq d xa smgot s hlip knuha Ã±a kmay q nlgay Ã±a s dib2 Ã±a nluha aq’t cnmpal q xa dhl nrmdman q my boobs n ang gaga!! xandra

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Text Message 2791

“ikaw kaya nasa kalagayan ko?cge nga.. mghapon kng mgaalaga at mgbi2bit ng di mu kaanuanu.. npakainit pa.. tpos pgayaw n sau kun san san k p ibabato.” – brief

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Text Message 2790

=trivia= did u knw dat undas means “lungkot nu”? xe pg bnaliktad mu un. . “sadnu?” o dbah? haha!

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Text Message 2788

Juan: hoy pedro,anong sgot sa no.3? old mcdonald had a?anu un? pedro: farm! tanga! juan: oo nga.anu speling nun? pedro: e-i-e-i-o -anu rw?!! hehe! ;p

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Text Message 2787

Famous epitaphs frm real tombstones; 1) anna wallace -d chldren of israel wanted bread & d lord snt them manna, old clerk wallace wantd a wife & d devil sent him anna . 2) here lies jonathan blake – stepped on d gas instead of d brake. 3)here lies johnny yeast. pardon me for not […]

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Text Message 2786

Pano k mangungutang kay dracula? ganito: “dracula.. meron ka bampira?” yehei! 😀 gud am!

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Text Message 2785

Something to think about: “if ‘price’ and ‘w0rth’ have basically the same meaning… then why are ‘priceless’ and ‘worthless’ total opposite? xandra

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