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A couple at dentist’s office. husband: i want a tooth pulled. i don’t want gas or novocaine because i’m in a terrible hurry. just pull the tooth quickly. dentist: you’re a brave man. now show me which tooth it is. husband: (to wife) open your mouth, dear, and show the dentist which tooth it is.

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Text Message 3699

Talk happiness; talk faith; talk healthy; say you are well and all is well with you, and god shall hear your words and make them true. have a great day!

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Text Message 3698

Life is full of uncrtainties. we’ll nevr knw when our time on earth is up till its ovr. so take many pics, laugh much, take time to luk up at the stars, sing loudly, feel d cold wind, smile a lot, and love like uv never been hurt coz every sixty seconds u spend is […]

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Text Message 3697

A wise old bird sat on an oak- d more he saw, d less he spoke. d less he spoke,d more he heard. wisdom is knowing when 2 speak ur mind & when 2 mind ur speech. gud am!

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Text Message 3696

God is not looking for great people but for people who dare to prove his greatness. they that know their god shall do great things. god bless!

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Text Message 3695

People maybe unkind- jst b kind. dey may cheat u- jst b honest. dey may 4get ur deeds- jst do g00d. 4 in d end,its between you & god, not u&dem.. morning..ü have a blessed day

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Text Message 3694

May nakita akong pulubi. rich daw sya dati. nag-iingles pa. tinanong ko sya, “what in the world happened to you?” sabi nya, “i let everything fall out of place… just to fall in love.”

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Text Message 3693

Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like reaching for a star.you know you’ll never reach it but you just have to keep on trying.because someday,who knows?it might fall.

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Ang pag-ibig parang laro. sisimulan ng dalawa sasalihan ng iba. minsan taya ka pa. hahanapin at hahabulin mo. paano kung ang hinahabol mo nakahanap ng ibang kalaro? itataya mo rin ba ang puso mo?

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A maid asked for a pay increase. maid: there are 3 reasons why i want an increase. the first is that i iron better than you, senora. w: who said that? maid: your husband did. w: oh. m: the second is that i am a better cook than you. w: i supposed my husband said […]

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