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Text Message 3716: Pamatay na pick up lines

Pamatay na pick-up lines: – geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? kc kahit anong angle,ang cute mo. – alam mo ba scientist ako? kc ikaw ang lab ko. – magaling ka siguro sa puzzles, kc umaga pa lang, nabuo mo na araw ko. – hindi tayo tao. hindi rin hayop, bagay tayo!!! – bangin ka […]
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Text Message 3715

Wag mong pakawalan ang taong mahal ka dahil mahirap syang hanapin, maghanap ka man ng mas higit sa kanya, darating ang araw na sasabihin mo sa sarili mo, “sayang, iba pa rin talaga sya magmahal”
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Text Message 3714

Minsan, kapag nasaktan ka sa pag-ibig, napakagulo! kung mahina ka, iiyakan mo sya. pero oras na makita at kausapin ka nya… ‘langya! kahit ayaw mo bibigay ka
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Text Message 3713

I knw u miss me ayw m lng sbhn skn.. so aq nlng ang mgssbi on behalf of u “vivs, mis n kta!” wow! ur so swit! miss u too!
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Text Message 3712

Gma: filipinos r either stupid or ingrates. dey hate me so much & dey love susan roces & cory aquino, who have done nothing. bunye: ma’m i think if u can imitate dem u will have no problems. gma: wat shall i imitate? why didn’t u say so earlier? bunye: just be a widow, u’ll […]
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Text Message 3709

Ng magsimula ang txt dumami ang frends ko, naabala ang trabho ko, nagkarayuma dliri ko, ncira ang budget ko.. higit s lhat bumaba speling iq ko! . . hanestly speeking. gud marning!
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Text Message 3708

Good news! beer is now cheaper than gasoline! drink…don’t drive… hahaha!
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Text Message 3707

Take a moment 2 reflect on this : d hands that help are holier than d lips that pray! gud morning!:-)
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Text Message 3706

Guideposts in life: be tender with the young, be compassionate with the aged, be sympathetic with the striving, be patient with the weak be forgiving of the wrongs. for in our lifetime, we were & will be, any or all of these! god bless!
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Text Message 3705

Commit your way to the lord; trust in him, and he will act. *faithful god, thank you for believing in us. help us to commit our ways to you. amen. good am!
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Text Message 3704: Scariest thing about having a teddy bear

Scariest thing ab0ut having a teddy bear, is when you hug it tight.. and it suddenly hugs y0u back. haha! lag0t . hapi friday d 13th. hehe
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Text Message 3703

Titser: class, my name is ms. pruke (pru-ke). with an r!! ang makakalimot pipingutin ko! kinabukasan.. titser: pedro, whats my name? pedro: alam ko yun eh. with r yun eh. ah… mam! ms. prekprek!Ü
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Text Message 3702

Breaking news – ces drilon & crew released this pm after abs-cbn paid 25 milion ransom to abu sayaf. bad news – 25 milion ransom will be passed on by abs-cbn to meralco as systems loss.

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