A maid asked for a pay increase.
MAID: There are 3 reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you, Senora.
W: Who said that?
MAID: Your husband did.
W: Oh.
M: The second is that I am a better cook than you.
W: I supposed my husband said that.
M: The third is that I am a better lover than u.
W: (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?
M: No, Senora, the gardener did.
She got the raise!