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Text Message 3821

Life is a paradox. what you want, you don’t get; what you get, you don’t enjoy; what you enjoy is not permanent; what is permanent is boring. therefore, seek real happiness from god alone.. he offers the contentment the world can never give. good morning!
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Text Message 3820

Fat matrona drops coin in pay weighing scale, waited a wyl, then slip of paper came out w/ d msge “sorry, only 1 customer at a time!”
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Text Message 3819

Bakit gustong-gusto ni bishop bacani at ni brother mike si gloria macapagal arroyo? kasi, mula ng maging presidente si gma, natutong magdasal ang mga pilipino!
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Text Message 3818

Huwes: dahil sinampal mo itong babae, ang multa sayo ay 500 pesos. akusado: eto po isang libo. may sukli po ba kayo, your honor? huwes: wala eh. sigue sampalin mo na rin yung kabilang pisngi niya!
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Text Message 3815

Baka may alam ka buyer ng scrap bakal? 23thousnd tons, as is where is. may be inspected on sibuyan island. give away price. call sulpicio lines for details.
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Text Message 3814

“never listen to people who have the bad habit of being negative.. because they steal the best aspirations of your heart.. always remind yourself of the power of the words that we hear or read.. always choose to listen only to words that will empower you to be better.” good day!
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Text Message 3813

A person’s most useful asset is not a head full of knowledge but a heart full of love, an ear open to listen & a hand with a willingness to help! good day!
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Text Message 3812

Somebody cares and always will, the world forgets but god loves you still. you cannot go beyond his love no matter what you’ve done wrong. good morning!
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Text Message 3811

Ten commandments of helen steiner rice: 1. thou shall be happy. 2. thou shall use thy talents to make others glad. 3. thou shall rise above defeats and troubles. 4. thou shall look upon each day as a new day. 5. thou shall always do thy best and leave the rest to god. 6. thou […]
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Text Message 3810

A good pun(1) is it’s own reword… a man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. dijon vu: same mustard as before. shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death! when 2 egotists meet, it’s an i for an i. a bicycle can’t stand on it’s own cause it is two-tired.
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Text Message 3809

We hve 2eyes&juz 1 t0ngue, w/c means we nid t0 luk twice&talk once. we hve 2ears&juz 1m0uth s0 we nid 2 listen m0r dan we talk. we hve 2hands& 1st0mach so we nid 2 w0rk twce as much as we eat. we hve 2mj0r parts in brain&1 heart s0 we cn only thnk twce bt […]
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Text Message 3808

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. woman: “what’s your secret for a long & happy life?” old man:” i smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, i drink a case of beer a week, eat fatty foods & don’t exercise.” woman: “that’s amazing ,how old […]
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