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Text Message 3835

Bulag: sir, palimos po, gutom na gutom na po ako at walang perang pambili. lalake: pasensya na po, wala akong barya, buong isang libo pera ko. bulag: sir, me panukli naman po ako dito.

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Cong. manhik manaog: “pareng mongol, dalawang gabi na akong di makatulog sa pagiisip sa mga constituents ko na napinsala ng bagyo” shooli: “ano gawa mosa ploblema conglessman?” cong. manhik manaog: ” nag take ako ng sleeping pills para makatulog ako!”

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Text Message 3833

“you were born with potential. you were born with goodness and trust. you were born with ideals and dreams. you were born with greatness. you were born with wings. you were not meant for crawling, so don’t. you have wings. learn to use them and fly.” have a wonderful day!

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Text Message 3832

Never get tired of this life… it’s not gonna matter if we fall down… remember jesus won’t let us touch the ground. trust him… he’ll always be around! may we all have the faith to conquer our battles. have a great day!

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Text Message 3831

Prayers are the stairs we must climb every day if we would reach god, for we learn to know god when we meet him in prayer. so start in the morning, though the way’s steep, climb upward ’til your eyes close in sleep, & to meet him in prayer is the climber’s reward. dakila ang […]

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Text Message 3830

May ale naglalaba s batis nakabukaka… pedro: ale kta q panty mo kulay itim! nagulat ang ale tumingin s baba at sinabi.. lintik na mga langaw t0! shooo!ü

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Text Message 3829

After typhoon frank, a chinese texted his wife : mahal ko inday typhoon damay sira tulay tumba bahay baboy patay totoy laosay nene maingay hirap buhay ikaw bus sakay uwi na bahay.

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Text Message 3828

Anak: dad, pggradu8 ko gus2 ko regalo mo kotse! dad: me honor k ba? a: 1st honor po, kaya lambourghini kung puede! d: spell mo nga lambourghini a: ay kia nalang dad. ü

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Text Message 3827

If you meet your textmate, ano ang gagawin mo? 1. shake hands 2. hug 3. kiss magpaka totoo ka… sampalin mo ng cellphone dahil sa mga bastos na text messages na send sayo, inosente ka pa naman. ahahaha…

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Text Message 3826

Lalake: o bakit takut na takot ka? babae: sus, muntik na ako makidnap! lalake: ha? paano at anung ginawa mo? babae: tinawag ko ng “mam” si inday. ayun, sya ang kinidnap.

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Text Message 3825

“there comes a moment each day when we must simply drop what weighs on us and hand it over to god.” may the lord bless u with what u pray for; reward u with what u work for; grant u with what u hope for; & surprise u with what u have not asked for. […]

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