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Text Message 3851

Bitoy: dagul bakit ang pandak mo? dagul: kasi bata pa lang ako, ulila na ko. bitoy: ano naman kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo? dagul: sira pala ulo mo! wala nga nagpalaki sa kin!!

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Text Message 3850

Msma bng umasa sau at mhalin k? mli bng mging msya pg nka2txt k? kslann bng isipin k khit my ksma kng iba? at pksbi nga skin.. tnga b ko dhil mnahl kta?

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Text Message 3849

D nyt is designed 2 end d worries & fears of d day… it signifies 2 leave it all 2 god & prepare 4 another day 2 come… hav a peaceful night & a blessed 2mrow!

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Text Message 3848

A mom called her son. pauwi knb? asan k n? son: and2 po aq sa hospital.. mom: huh!ano nangyari sau!?huhuhu son: nay, nurse ako! wg kang pa-cute!

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Wherever you are, i pray that god’s love be with you… wherever you go, i pray he will protect you… whatever you do, i pray that joy will fill your heart… because you deserve every good gift a wonderful life can hold! god bless you more. g’morning! lavern

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Text Message 3846

I learnd dat frndshp is d bést rel8nshp! we may go sepr8 ways, liv diff lyvs, fyt ovr sm1, bliv n diff aspects, bt as lng as we bliv wer frends, we’l 4ever b.. xandra

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Text Message 3845

Matrona: ano paborito mong parte na katawan ko? d.i.: yung leeg, tenga, braso at mga daliri. matrona: bakit? d.i.: kasi dun nakasuot ang pwedeng isanla!

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Text Message 3844

Lalake: dok, paki bigyan ng gamot yung kabayo ko kc matigas ang tae. vet: mabisa ito. buksan mo bibig ng kabayo, lagay mo sa tubo ang gamot at hipan mo. tiyak magtatae na kabayo mo. (kinabukasan) lalake: dok, paki bigyan mo nga ako ng gamot na pampatigas ng tae ko. vet: bakit ikaw nagtatae? lalake: […]

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Text Message 3842

Lasing: (takot) may multo sa banyo natin! wife: ha? bakit? l: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pagpapasok ako ng banyo eh. w: punyeta ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!

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Text Message 3841

Deal only with the present. never step into tomorrow, for god asks us just to trust him, and to never borrow sorrow. have a great day! good morning!

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Text Message 3840

You give little when you give of your possession. it is when you give of yourself that you truly give. god bless your generous heart! a happy day!

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Text Message 3839

Don’t start your day by supposing that trouble is just ahead… for supposing the worst things will happen only helps to make them come true, and you darken the bright, happy moment god has given you… look for the best things instead. happy weekend!

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Text Message 3838

3 am.. lasing kumatok: pre, tulong! patulak naman! pre naawa: sigue, sandali lang. nagbihis si pare at lumabas: saan ka? lasing: dito sa swing.

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